MUFFIN TOP is not, I repeat NOT flattering. It is not flattering on 16 year old girls who squeeze themselves into low rise jeans that are 2 or 3 sizes too small.

Let’s think about this logically gramms–you’re like 80 and you’re squeezing yourself into low rise jeans that are way too small and that causes your middle age (or in your case OLD AGE) spread to be shoved up above the waistline of the pants thus creating MUFFING TOP.

There is only one place where MUFFIN TOP is flattering and that is on a fucking muffin.

Do you old ladies not own fucking mirrors or what? How can you not see when you put on low rise jeans that you have a big belly roll hanging over the top. Oh that’s right, you wear a size 8 jean with a 2x top so that you can disguise the MUFFIN TOP.

It’s NOT SEXY grandma. We just laugh at your dumb ass and hope the hell that you’re just senile and don’t know any better than to wear these clothes rather than thinking you really believe you’re sexy.

NO MORE MUFFIN TOP GRANDMA!

And for those regular readers who couldn’t see this one coming–YES MY MIL HAS MUFFIN TOP and she’s not senile she does think it’s sexy!

Have I mentioned lately that small town life sucks and that working locally also sucks? No?! Well I just did.

Yesterday some fucking moron comes banging on my door asking if I know of any houses for rent. My husband said we didn’t know of any. How the fuck would we know?

Tonight, this fucking woman calls me asking again if I know of any rentals in town. I said I would have no way of knowing that. She said OH like I was suppose to be a fucking rental agent now too.

Fucking idiots.

I’m *SO* glad I’m moving!

I placed an online ad looking to buy a boat motor and I stated very specifically what size motor I needed. Some fucking idiot sends me a message saying he has a motor that twice the size I stated in the ad. DUH.

I see in the wanted to buy area that someone was wanting to buy a Kia and they also stated specifically what they were looking for. Some fucking idiot replied to them that he has a Buick for sale.

OH MY GOD. Why are people THIS stupid?! Do they not know how to read or do they think that someone will be desperate and take something they don’t want? I don’t get it! I mean do these same people see an ad of some where wanting to a hire a doctor and they apply even though they’re a mechanic? WHAT THE FUCK?!