If you came here looking for naked women you’ve come to the wrong place! This site is about my complaints in life–mostly things I experience on a day to day basis. I’ve been told that I am an abrasive and negative person and that’s true, I am. You won’t find any fluffy bullshit here. Some of what you read should be taken tongue-in-cheek and by all means don’t pucker your ass up when you’re reading my rants or you’ll suck yourself in.

About Me: I’m a bitch, I bitch alot. It’s what I do. I always say that you have to be who you are and I’m a bitch. I’m 39 and I live out in the sticks in Wisconsin. I’m fat as a house (a really BIG house) and I’m married. I have no kids except for the fur-bearing kind. I like fur-bearing children because you can tie them outside and no one turns you in for it!

Some of my bitchiness and bad attitude stem from being a Taurus. I am a BULL to the greatest extent. Did I mention too that I like to bitch and oh yeah, I do like to bitch too!?

If you want to comment on my rants that’s fine but if I want any shit from you I’ll scrape your teeth.