SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!

It is so gross to be talking to the receptionist at the clinic and she’s open mouth gum chewing while talking to you. You would think someone in such a profession would know better but apparently not!

I sat while waiting for my doctor’s appointment and watched her and it didn’t matter if she was talking to someone face-to-face or on the phone she was chomp chomp chomping with her mouth hanging wide open and also shoving her gum out through her teeth.

If anyone reading this does such a disgusting and vile thing SLAP YOURSELF NOW then learn to shut your fucking mouth. Moreover, if you are in a position where you are talking to the public whether face-to-face or on the phone, SPIT THE GUM OUT YOU RUDE FUCKER!

We do not want to SEE or HEAR you chomp chomp chomping!!!!

Learn some fucking manners!

Same goes for cashiers at stores, gas, stations, wherever it may be. If you’re encountering others while chewing gum SHUT IT!

Hey you said it…..

Ok, ok, probably not the best thing to say to your mother-in-law at Christmas but when it’s MY mother-in-law…it’s totally acceptable.

As she was opening gifts from her boyfriend, mememememememe holds up a t-shirt which says IDAHO on it. So she holds it up says I DA HO……I couldn’t help it, it just fell out. I said, you said it, not me.

OOPS!!!

This *could* be why she hasn’t called since Christmas Eve huh? OH WELL. Truth is truth.

Ok well it’s a victory to me.

We have not heard a single word from the mother-in-law since Christmas Eve. I have not called her, I’ve just been waiting her out. Last night she called. She said oh you are alive I said yeah you are too. I said I checked the paper for your obituary but didn’t see it so I figured you were alive.

She was the same old me me me but either way, I WIN just because I waited for her to call.

Shocker too–she did ask how her son was doing. If she really cared, she would have been calling routinely but of course that’s not about her so why would she.