Oh where to start! It’s about mememememememememe so it should be no shock that I am not fucking happy.

While I was in the hospital she came to our house and fed our cats and dogs, which was very nice of her to do. I offered to pay her for coming over (an 8 mile round trip) and she said no and it was left at that. I thanked her for taking care of the pets and also sent her a thank you card.

Fast Forward…..
Next week (and I hope she gets lost and never fucking comes back!) memememememe and new man are going on a cruise (LOLOLOL–talk about a fish out of water tactless cow) so she asked me if I would take care of her dog and birds while she is gone. I told her I didn’t think it was very nice for her dog to only be let out only a couple times a day and asked about her putting him outside since she has an outdoor kennel. She said he would be ok only being let out a couple times a day so I said ok, no problem (since I owe her anyway). I asked her about feeding the birds and she said they only needed fed every other day and I said that’s fine, you’ll have to show me what to do–I don’t DO birds (meaning I don’t like house birds) and asked about cleaning their cages while she is gone and she said they wouldn’t need to be cleaned. As we left it, she was going to give me a key and I was going to go and care for her animals.

The day after she called asking me this, she called back and told my husband (MR. NOBALLS) that I wouldn’t need to do it, she’d asked her son-in-law to do it because he goes right past her house every day.

I don’t CARE that I was kicked off pet duty but I didn’t know why she went and asked him to do what I was already going to do. After stewing on this for a couple days, I called my sister-in-law and asked her why her husband was going to taking care of the dog instead of me and she tried to get a little pissy with me and asked “do you really want to go into this”? I say yes–what’s the deal. Well, memememememe went and told them that I WOULDN’T do it. PISS ME OFF–that’s such a fucking lie.

What I said I wouldn’t do was bring her dog to my house and have him outside with my other dogs, I never said I wouldn’t care for him at her house but as usual, when she doesn’t get what she wants she runs telling lies to play the martyr.

Last night I talked to my other sister-in-law and got the same story about caring for the pets only this time memememe told her that she could tell in my voice that I didn’t want to do and that I said I wouldn’t do the birds!

Immediately, I am more pissed off than I was before about the situation and though I am trying to take into account “consider the source” I know that the “source” is consequently telling anyone she talks to how I won’t take care of her animals and all this after she took care of mine while I was in the hospital. She also went on to tell both sister-in-laws how she does everything for other people and no one will do anything for her. First off, she doesn’t ask–she demands–that hits a brick wall with her kids (and kids-in-law) so they don’t tend to run when mommy snaps her fingers and if it isn’t done RIGHT NOW then she finds another way to get it done RIGHT NOW even if it includes dragging her family through the mud to whomever she whines into doing it for her.

Last night, I talked to MR. NOBALLS (my husband) and gave him the standard speech–if you don’t talk to you mother about this I will and if I do–you won’t like it and neither will she.

Now, seeing he has the name MR NOBALLS how do you suppose that went?!

I asked him today if he called his mother and he said no, you’re going to call her and talk to her about it. I said, NO, MR. NOBALLS I’m not! He then said it had nothing to do with him. BIG MISTAKE! I said STICK UP FOR YOUR WIFE MR. NOBALLS! He just said well, you know how mom is, this is what she does. I said BULLSHIT–if people would quit accepting that from her and call her on her lie telling maybe she’d fucking quit it.

Needless to say, he isn’t going to do anything about it and I call her it will be an endless unload because god knows there’s a boatload of things I’ve been waiting years to say to her!