No No, not MY grandma……just a lot of grandmas in the world.

MUFFIN TOP is not, I repeat NOT flattering. It is not flattering on 16 year old girls who squeeze themselves into low rise jeans that are 2 or 3 sizes too small.

Let’s think about this logically gramms–you’re like 80 and you’re squeezing yourself into low rise jeans that are way too small and that causes your middle age (or in your case OLD AGE) spread to be shoved up above the waistline of the pants thus creating MUFFING TOP.

There is only one place where MUFFIN TOP is flattering and that is on a fucking muffin.

Do you old ladies not own fucking mirrors or what? How can you not see when you put on low rise jeans that you have a big belly roll hanging over the top. Oh that’s right, you wear a size 8 jean with a 2x top so that you can disguise the MUFFIN TOP.

It’s NOT SEXY grandma. We just laugh at your dumb ass and hope the hell that you’re just senile and don’t know any better than to wear these clothes rather than thinking you really believe you’re sexy.

NO MORE MUFFIN TOP GRANDMA!

And for those regular readers who couldn’t see this one coming–YES MY MIL HAS MUFFIN TOP and she’s not senile she does think it’s sexy!