My husband finally admitted to his mom having an “itchy cunt” as he put it and expressed his disgust in her having made a mockery out of her marriage to his (deceased) father. They were married 41 years and the second that man died she acted so relieved. In fairness to her, he was very ill when he passed away HOWEVER, it isn’t like it was a long time. It was only a year and a half yet she acted like she was so put out and had it so bad off with him (which she didn’t).

I was shocked, yet pleased, that he expressed his disgust in her behavior. I began to think that I was the only one who was embarrassed and disgusted by her. Now I know I’m not it’s simply that he was raised to speak no evil about his parents but he is finally letting go and saying what he thinks.

It’s too bad he doesn’t tell her but she’s so clueless that it wouldn’t’ matter if he did. She just wouldn’t get it.

On Monday after my appointment with the neurosurgeon, I made him call her to tell her what I found out. She has called a couple times and seemed concerned (OMG) about it. He called her and told her some of what the doctor has said and before he was done telling her, she had changed the subject about how she’s been spending every night at her new man’s house and on and on about that.

I think that’s what finally gotten him to admit that her actions are deplorable when it comes to all these men she’s been screwing………FINALLY!

Well it’s a good thing I mentioned it already so I don’t have to do it again. I HATE FUCKING DOCTORS. I went to the neurosurgeon yesterday about my tumor. He was arrogant and offensive but that’s no surprise. Of course he immediately felt the need to tell me that my weight problem needs to be addressed and that it would be almost impossible to do surgery on the tumor in my EAR CANAL because of my weight. Yeah, I see how that could be difficult. NOT! He claimed that because I’d have to lay on my side it would be difficult. I said yeah well, I sleep on my side so there should be no problem. Of course he continued on.

At this point I am very disgusted and don’t know what to do. My “best” option according to him is radiation to make the tumor stop growing. No matter what they do whether it’s radiation or surgery, I’m not going to get rid of the ringing in my ear or get back the hearing I’ve already lost.

If I do nothing at all, the tumor will continue to grow though he assures me it is very slow growing I will continue to lose more and more of the hearing in that ear.

I’m just pissed off that I can’t go to a fucking doctor who doesn’t feel the necessity to preach to me about my weight. Yeah yeah yeah I know, it’s not healthy blah blah blah but the way they act you’d swear I didn’t know that I was fat.

In the meantime, I suffer with ringing in my ear and lost hearing and ponder what to do about it.

I really think I need a 2nd opinion.

I HATE FUCKING DOCTORS

No No, not MY grandma……just a lot of grandmas in the world.

MUFFIN TOP is not, I repeat NOT flattering. It is not flattering on 16 year old girls who squeeze themselves into low rise jeans that are 2 or 3 sizes too small.

Let’s think about this logically gramms–you’re like 80 and you’re squeezing yourself into low rise jeans that are way too small and that causes your middle age (or in your case OLD AGE) spread to be shoved up above the waistline of the pants thus creating MUFFING TOP.

There is only one place where MUFFIN TOP is flattering and that is on a fucking muffin.

Do you old ladies not own fucking mirrors or what? How can you not see when you put on low rise jeans that you have a big belly roll hanging over the top. Oh that’s right, you wear a size 8 jean with a 2x top so that you can disguise the MUFFIN TOP.

It’s NOT SEXY grandma. We just laugh at your dumb ass and hope the hell that you’re just senile and don’t know any better than to wear these clothes rather than thinking you really believe you’re sexy.

NO MORE MUFFIN TOP GRANDMA!

And for those regular readers who couldn’t see this one coming–YES MY MIL HAS MUFFIN TOP and she’s not senile she does think it’s sexy!