This week I had the pleasure of spending an entire day with ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME (my mother in law). The whole day I kept looking for her mute button! Talk about a fish out of water. The woman just has no tact whatsoever and my god is she LOUD! I had to take her for an eye doctor’s appointment and she was so obnoxious she was like a 12 year old with ADD. Her glasses she had were broken and she must’ve told 15 different people in the eye doctor’s that her frames broke and they didn’t have them any more so she had to get new glasses. There was another customer at the counter who had broken frames and when memememe overheard that she went over to the counter and said oh your frame broke too and went into the whole story about her. Lest we ever forget, it’s always about HER. One lady at the eye doctor’s commented to me how I get along good with my mother in law and that she didn’t like her mother in law. I said I never said I liked her to which my mother in law just laughed and walked away. After she was out of ear shot I told the girl that I am (evidently) a VERY tolerant person.

Oh what a day! I should get a fucking prize!