Don’t you believe it because there’s NO WAY that would ever happen!

Yesterday we decided to take th boat out again for this first time since the catastrophe we had last time. We bought a new battery so that issue was resolved and we figured all was ok. Believe it or not, we got unloaded and going with no problem and in fact fished all day with no problems. The fish were really biting too, it was great in terms of the fishing! Even the weather cooperated. It was in the 70s and cloudy much of the time so it was quite enjoyable. The wacko boaters weren’t out either so we didn’t get swamped every 3 seconds by speed boats or jet skis, it was very nice for a change!

Bet you’re wondering where the problem came in at………..

WELL, we had put our boat out at a new place and didn’t pay close enough attention to where we came out of the landing at so we got a bit lost trying to find out way back to the landing which is in the back waters and we were fishing the main channel. That being said, we did find the opening to the landing and just as we got to the last leg of the back waters our motor just quit with a funny noise. Thankfully this time, we took our oars! I started to oar along as my husband checked out the motor. At first he thought maybe we were out of gas as it wouldn’t be the first time we’d done that but that was not the case because it couldn’t be that simple. We discovered that our motor is locked up solid. We have no idea what happened to the motor but we know it’s not going to be an easy (or cheap) fix. I guess we won’t have to worry about boating problems again for a long long time because motors are expensive and with buying a different house it’s not like a motor is going to be a priority.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr………to that point we’d had such a good day fishing and boating that I actually thought we could go out again today.

Thankfully we were out of the main channel when the motor decided to take a dump anyway. We only had to oar about a half mile this time to get back to the landing.

I think my sister in law needs to watch her own fucking kid!

I could care less that my mother in law watches her grandson daily but I think that it’s getting out of hand. My mother in law had to watch the kid all weekend while the parents went to play. Today they went for a motorcycle ride while they left their kid with grandma. I just think it’s wrong to have her watch 7 days a week not to mention that she’s doing it FOR FREE. That’s not even the best of it really. My sister in law has yet to buy one single diaper for her kid! My mother in law has bought every single one along with 90% of the clothes for this kid and toys up the wazoo. This kid is 9 months old now and my husband’s sister has done little more than pop it out.

This shit isn’t right in my mind but who am I to say.

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Well, it hit me today.

The inevitable OH SHIT I don’t want to move.

Problem is that it’s way too late in the game for that now. I have $5000 earnest money down on my house already.

OH SHIT

Did you ever have someone who just have no tolerance for at all?! OH MY GOD! This lady is someone who I have known my whole life and she has been a loud obnoxious bitch the whole time! This old lady was once fired from a job for groping men at work long before sexual harassment ever became an issue! She’s just an ignorant pig and always has been.

So…….I’m at my office working (a shock I know) and this old lady from hell shows up and plops herself down and starts yammering even though it should be pretty obvious that I’m busy as I’m staring at the computer screen but she’s fucking stupid and clueless.

As I’m sitting there half talking to myself trying to compose a letter she says to me, you just can’t grow any hair can you! I looked up at her and said NO, it’s not important anyway. This was my polite way of saying go the fuck away but subtlety is lost on some people. Then as I’m trying to type she says, I wish I could have nice finger nails like yours. I said you can–they’re fake, go get your done. She says WHAT?! I said I go get them done every 2 weeks to keep them looking this nice. She then proceeds to tell me that doing that costs money and I said yes, and it’s my money. CLUELESS bitch, once again this was my way of saying HEY–play hide and go fuck yourself but get out of my office. BUT NO! I ended up with her yapping at me for half an hour before it was time to go and I didn’t get my work finished either because of her!

I know I haven’t bitched in the couple days but it sure isn’t for lack of things to bitch about it’s just that some things aren’t bitchable in a public setting.

What can I bitch about today? Well, for one it’s hot out. Hot weather + fat person = BAD NEWS. I don’t like the heat especially when I spend over 2 hours in the sun mowing grass.

I can also bitch that my mother in law now knows we’re buying a different house which i didn’t want her to know just yet ESPECIALLY since it’s much closer to her than we are now. Mind you, I certainly didn’t WANT to be closer to her and further from my husband works but sometimes you take your salt with your sugar and decide where you’re going to make a compromise and distance was it. We got the amount of property we wanted (more than an acre) and we’re not a sandwich between 2 other houses though we will have neighbors on one side and it’s a scummy trailer court. We’ll call that bitch fodder for after I move. I see already the people in the scum court don’t tie up their dogs and I guarantee that will stop once I have my dogs there. Mine are always tied up and there is no excuse why other people’s can’t be as well. I see they have little rat terriers and if they won’t tie up those little fuckers I’ll just let my hound loose and she’ll tree the little bastards! HA!

What else can I bitch about today? MY CATS! The new cat I adopted is a lovely little guy and was very loving at first and quite the little cling-on. All has changed! He won’t come and see me and if I pick him up he meows at me as if to say PUT ME DOWN BITCH. He and my other cat also have developed a really bad habit of playing/fighting at 5 or 6 a.m. This will stop! I like the little guy but he can go t a new home just as well!

On an up note, the dog has been quite good all in all other than smacking in the face last night with her big old paw. I think that she much prefers her very own cushy recliner chair to the hard dirt outside and has figured out that if she’s not good she’s going to live on the hard dirt outside without her own chair and fan!

I’m sure there must be more I have to bitch about but I’m all through for now.

Like it’s a shock that I would still bitch about things? I think not!

I went and brought the dog back inside, I couldn’t stand the guilt and though she drives me nuts I was missing her something awful. I brought her inside and even gave her a bath so she’s white again.

I’ll still bitch about her but I have made my decision.

Well, after sending the dog outside to live on Saturday I felt so guilty 3 hours later that we brought her back in the house. Sunday morning we put her back out again where she has stayed (24 hours) thus far but it was a rough night. Let me explain……I went to bed and all the dog would do outside was bark and bark. Seems she thought there to be some kind of critter outside that didn’t belong. This went on periodically for HOURS. My husband went outside I don’t know how many times telling her to shut up and looking to find the elusive critter she must be seeing. At 3:30 this morning when she was again barking I thought to myself that’s it, I’m stuck with this dog in the house for the rest of my life, I know it. She just will not shut up out there! I hollered at her one last time to shut up and she must’ve worn herself out by then because she did actually shut up and I got a little sleep then though I had many reasons for sleeplessness other than a barking dog.

Last Friday I decided I wasn’t looking at houses any more and not going to buy one so I decided that I should have a different car instead so I found one I like and made a deal to trade my car in. I have absolutely no emotional attachment to the car I’m currently driving and in fact hate the thing so getting rid of it is not a problem for *ME*.

With that being said, I have to go back to the not looking for a house any more thing. I do have a major emotional attachment to my house, my family built this house and I have lived here for a lot of years. Though I do really want to move I have told my husband many many times that when (if) it came down to it I may not be able to move due to the emotional attachment. Have I mentioned that having OCD is not a fun or good thing in 99% of life’s circumstances? Well, it’s not and there I’ve mentioned it! There was a house that we had looked at that we both really liked but this house is really out of the area where we need to be and will be quite far to drive to work not to mention being too much money with a seller that said they would not budge on the price. After we looked at the house last week I had called the seller back and left her a message that the house was out of our price range. WELL my husband who is also very obsessive compulsive though he won’t admit it has been mulling and mulling on a way to buy this “too much too far” house and he called the seller telling her that he didn’t know why I’d called her, he wasn’t ready to give up on the house yet and he asked her about lowering the price. After much discussion, the seller decided that they would take the offer we made. OH MY GOD. So now I am scared to death about this whole thing because it is after all the “too much too far” house. It means a much higher cost for gas to get to work and it means that I now can’t trade in my car like I had planned and in fact, I will have to get rid of my car that I have now to afford the house. Though the house is nice, it is still too much and too far and also means that there is no way I will be able to keep my current house along with the new one though this is something I have had in the back of mind all this time. That I could keep my house that I am very attached to emotionally and leave it sit empty for a while to make sure the new place would be where I really wanted to be and now I can’t do that either! Also, it is going to be a rush once we get moved into the new place to sell my house and I have a big problem with that as well, it’s the whole attachment thing.

So is it no wonder that I wasn’t able to sleep worth a shit? I think not.

At this moment I would say that I am very much on the brink of being a (worse) emotional basket case. Maybe I can’t or won’t be able to move (emotionally) when it comes right down to it and then what? I don’t know.

After threatening and threatening to send this dog to live outside, today we sent the dog to live outside and do I feel guilty!

It probably won’t last long and I’ll have her back inside driving me crazy again because I feel so guilty about throwing her out and I know I’m going to miss her even if she is from hell.

I guess I notice weird things when I’m driving and meet other vehicles. I notice license plates and I notice other drivers. It is incredible to me the number of people that drive down the road with their mouth just hanging open. What’s up with that?! Are they waiting for the bugs to fly in or what? It’s actually not just while driving I have noticed people with their mouths just hanging open. I notice people walking around the grocery store–mouths agape. WHY?! They’re not talking to someone, they’re not even talking to themselves. They’re just there out in lala land with their yap gapping.

Close that fucker–the bugs will get in!