My husband’s stupid fucking work schedule sucks and I am tired of it. First and foremost I should say that being a chauffeur to your spouse is not fun and it’s even less fun when they seemingly go out of their fucking way to do the opposite of what you would like them to do!

First of all, my husband insists of working “second” shift WHICH I HATE and which I specifically asked him NOT TO DO. Secondly, this so called “second” shift is never the fucking same! Some days it might be 3-11:30 and other days, like today, it’s 4-2. IT SUCKS! I can’t sleep, I can’t get in any kind of a routine, and most of all, I CAN’T HAVE A FUCKING LIFE. Even if I wanted to have a real job, I couldn’t because he insists of being as contrary as he can be by working this asinine shift! I’m so fucking unhappy ALL THE TIME that I can hardly function. There is no getting this through to my husband, he doesn’t care. I’ve bitched, begged, berated, bellyached, bawled, and even bribed to get him to change shifts and he absolutely will not do it. I just cannot get through to him how ungodly miserable I am. He either doesn’t get it or just doesn’t care. I guess it’s not about me, it’s about him and as long as he’s happy then I just have to shut up.

My misery has gotten so bad that I look in the for apartments to rent only a weekly basis and I keep planning in my head how I can leave. I am THAT miserable yet he doesn’t get it. I would rather leave and live by myself then have to deal with this constant misery and chaos of his stupid fucking schedule. I am at a total loss of what to do. I know that I can’t stay this miserable any more. I am lashing out more and more at my husband and it’s only going to get worse. I have put up with this shit for a year and a half already. I can’t even fathom having to do it another day longer.

This is something that just bothers me to no end. Not racism but reverse racism I guess you’d call it. How the hell are we ever going to rid our world of racism when the government does things like tracking how many of what ethnic group commit the most crimes and all of the other ethnic tracking that is done not only by the government but many other groups as well.

Not only that, but how the fuck are we ever going to get rid of racism when EVERY ethnic group of people out there claims that their ethnicity is the reason they are treated in a way they feel is wrong? Maybe no one would have noticed their particular race or creed had they not pointed it out! Maybe they’re just assholes so they are treated like assholes, did they ever think of that?!

So here’s the old golden rule thing about doing unto others as you would have them do unto you.

I was told that I am “too” opinionated or “too” judgmental. Yeah, well maybe I am but I am going to just go back to the good old golden rule. I am simply doing what has been done to be MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE! I’m not complaining, I’m just stating a fact.

Doing unto others can bite you in the ass if you’re not careful!

So………..remember a long while back I said that dial up really fucking sucks? Well it does, BAD!

I was having problems with my computer at work, it wouldn’t go to the windows update page. Well, it would go to the PAGE but it wouldn’t do anything, I kept getting an error.

Thinking I had some how corrupted windows, I decided to reformat the computer so I dragged it home and reformatted it and then hooked it up to my DSL and downloaded 51 windows updates with NO PROBLEM…………I dragged the fucker back to my office and hooked it up to dial up and AGAIN it wouldn’t go into windows update to even show me the previously installed updates.

With my computer guru friend being of NO HELP on this problem, I asked my semi-guru likes to read sister if she had any suggestions on how to fix this problem. I knew it had to have something to do with the sucky fucking dial up but had no idea. she told me to go into the internet options and connection settings and TADA, problem fixed.

So, I wasted how many HOURS of work reformatting and downloading updates that I didn’t need to fucking do!

Dial up sucks!

First I have to bitch that I have lost my ambition to bitch.

With that bitching done, let the bitching begin!

WHAT IS IT with people who make exaggerated movements while driving?! Here’s an example of what I mean. If there is a car pulled off the road ALL THE WAY onto the shoulder and no where near the driving lane, why do people have to SWERVE way out around that car? That is so fucking stupid! I see this all the time. Today, I was pulled over on the shoulder, actually, on the grass beyond the shoulder and some fucking idiot comes along and slams the brakes and swerves way into the other lane. HELLOOOOOOOOOOO WHY?! People are so fucking stupid when it comes to driving I have to wonder if they really did get their license from a cracker jacks box.

Oh boy do I love my husband’s family (NOT)!!!!!!

My father in law died in August of 05 and my husband’s family have been the worst bunch of asshole fucks since then. From my mother in law being a whore to the drunken brother in law that thinks everything should be handed to him on a platter, it’s just been dishy.

Now, the drunk and the ball-less brother in law have gotten into it because balllesses wife said something that the drunk took offense to. Of course you have to know that both balllesses wife and drunks wife both want to drag me into the situation as does the whore mother in law. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. I will endure listening to the tripe from the MIL but that’s as far as it will go. I knew when the MIL told me yesterday about the latest battle that I would get calls and emails today expecting me to take sides. Low and behold, by 9 a.m. I had the email saying call me to find out what really happened. I politely replied NO, I am staying out of it. I got a follow-up email regaling me with the whole story anyway–I didn’t respond. I just KNOW that the phone call will come tonight from the other side trying to drag me into it and she will get told the same thing. I AM STAYING OUT OF IT…….I’ve never seen such a bunch of fuckers like these. They think they’re so high and mighty yet they carry on like a bunch of gutter trash. And people wonder why I’m such a bitch. Do you think that dealing with people like these might have something to do with it?!

Another reason why working locally sucks, actually 2 reason.

Saturday 9:15 p.m., the phone rings and it was someone wanting a copy of a receipt for something they paid last year. I said, I’ll be at the office Monday and will get it to you then.

Sunday 12:30 p.m., BANG BANG BANG on my door–the same guy wanting me to go to my office to get him the copy of the receipt.

NOT GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN!

I told my husband tell him I don’t know business on Sunday, period. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I told the guy Saturday night, count it for your taxes, you’ll have the copy of the receipt. Apparently this stupid fuck thinks that to count it, he has to have that receipt sitting in front of him or something STUPID FUCK.

Oh what to do.

My “good” car died on February 13 and has been down for the count since then. Finally I broke down and had it taken to the GM garage figuring that since it’s a GM they should be able to fix it as quickly as a shade tree or general mechanic would. YEAH RIGHT! After them having it for 3 days and me paying $419, they said the car was fixed. I didn’t even have the car back 24 hours and it died again. NO SHIT. So I called the garage and said it’s not fixed what should I do. They took it back and looked at it again for 3 days AT NO CHARGE (which was very nice) and said they did a few things with it and they thought it was fixed. I kid you not, I didn’t even get 5 miles and it DIED AGAIN so I called the garage back and they admitted that they’re stumped but are willing to look at it again (he didn’t say free). So my husband got to looking at it (fucking with it despite me saying DO NOT FUCK WITH IT) and got it going. That was Friday and so far it has been fine. Now comes the crux. I don’t want to deal with the car, it’s obviously got some random issue BUT it’s on payments and I know I won’t get out of it what I just paid for it in October so I don’t know what to do. I don’t like the car, never have but my husband does though he doesn’t drive and I do. When I agreed to buying this car, I got my husband’s assurances of what a good engine this engine is and how it will go 250k without needing a thing other than regular oil changes. YEAH RIGHT. So now what to do other than take it up the ass without lube.

I’m not sure but there are things that just fucking annoy me (SHOCK).

When people misuse words or use them incorrectly it really bugs me. REALLY. For example, my husband’s family–THE WHOLE FAMILY–uses the word “bes” (as in be with an S) in place of the word IS. OH MY GOD is that fucking annoying. Here’s an example of something any of them might say. The car bes in the shop to get the tires rotated. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my poor ears!

I have been trying unsuccessfully for years to break my husband of the BES habit to no avail. When he tells me that something bes I just ignore him or if I’m in the right mood, I say, you mean it IS and then go into a tirade of how annoying his BES habit is. I don’t know where the BES got started in his family but I sure wish one of them had the sense to drop the habit!

As far as I’m concerned, beeeeeesssss are annoying little things that can sting you and pollinate flowers