You know what……..just had to take a couple minutes out of work to say this.  Just because you CAN do something, doesn’t mean that you SHOULD do it or not do it in this case.

Just because W2 forms, 1099 forms, property taxes, etc. don’t have to be postmarked until January 31 doesn’t mean that should wait until fucking January 31 to do it STUPID FUCKERS.  What exactly is the point of waiting until the last possible moment?  Is it to make the person on the receiving end suffer or is that you’re just FUCKING LAZY???

Just because you can wait doesn’t mean you should wait FUCKING LAZY BASTARDS!

People who drive with their turning signal on just piss me off!!! How can you idiots stand that???? Further, how can you NOT notice that your turn signal is on and the light in the dash blinking at you? Do you never look at the speedometer?? Do you have any fucking clue how annoying it is to be following someone who has their signal on. You never know what the stupid fucker is going to do. Eventually they have to turn and will still have to no clue they’ve been blink blink blinking for the last 3 fucking miles!

IDIOTS!

This is something that I have never understood and I will never understand.

When someone cheats on their significant other–whether or not they are married–and they get together with the person they cheated with, I am always amazed that the new love thinks the same thing won’t happen to them or better yet, they’re shocked when it does.

How loud and boldly can I say this DUH YOU STUPID FUCK!

If the person you’re with could get past their own conscious to cheat in the first place what the fuck makes you think you’ll be any different? They cheated WITH you, what is going to stop them from cheating ON you? Do you think you’re that good in bed? I hate to tell you, it’s not about that.

As far as I’m concerned, cheating is like killing someone. If you can get past your own mindset to do it that first time then after that it’s just easier and easier to do.

If you cheat to get someone or they’ve cheated to get you then you deserve what you get you stupid fuck.

Don’t stand there with your mouth gaping open crying because you got cheated on. DUH!

THANK YOU SERENA WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid fucking cunt Maria Sharapova LOSES THE AUSSIE OPEN!

YIPPIE!!!

I’m not saying I agree 100% with the following email forward I got but there are many many valid points herein and it’s worth a read and a good think too.

Proud To Be White­

How many are actually paying attention to this?­
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There are African Americans, Mexican Americans,­ Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc.­
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And then there are just Americans.­
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You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.­  You Call me “White boy,” “Cracker,” “Honkey,”­ “Whitey,” “Caveman” .. and that’s OK.­
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­But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink … you call me a racist­.
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You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you,­ so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?­
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You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King­ Day.  You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You­ have Yom Hashanah. You have Ma’uled Al-Nabi. You have the NAACP.­  You have BET.­
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­If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we’d be racists.­
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­If we had a White Pride Day .. you would call us racists.­
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­If we had White History Month . we’d be racists.­
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­If we had any organization for only whites to “advance” OUR lives ..­we’d be racists.­
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­You have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of­ Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.­  Wonder who pays for that?­
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If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships­…. you know we’d be called racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed­ Black Colleges in the US, yet if there were “White colleges” THAT would be a racist college.­

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching­ for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights,­ you would call us racists.­
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­You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you’re­ not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride­ you call us racists.­
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­You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police ­officer­ shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running­ from the law and posing a threat to society..you call him a racist.­
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­I am proud to be white.­
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But, you call me a racist.­
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­Why is it that only whites can be racists?­

Ever have a person who makes you instantly IRATE on sight?

I have one of those people and it’s not someone I can really avoid.

This person is loud, obnoxious, immature, self-centered, and did I mention loud?  She could wake the dead.

The minute I see her I start contemplating how joyous it would be if she fell off the planet!

While being bored and searching for bargains I decided to look on ebay for sheets and bedding thinking I could find a deal.

What I found was something that is just disgusting–USED SHEETS. Who would want to buy used sheets? I mean YUCK! Sure you can launder them but still……….

Another thing that strikes me about this is the whole flap ebay had not long ago about not selling used lingerie (Britney’s show bra) yet they do allow the sale of used bedding? That’s just not right!

YUCK YUCK YUCK

So I was shopping at the “big box” store today and when I left with my purchases the security buzzer went off so I had to wait for the person to scan my stuff and check my receipt–we all know the routine. I hate when this happens because it’s a bit embarrassing but it happens and that’s just how it is.

Now here’s the funny/stupid fucker story of the day. As the employee was checking my stuff, another couple came out and the security buzzer went off. The man (probably about 60) stood there with his hands up like someone had just yelled FREEZE or THIS IS A HOLD UP. He just stood there looking like an idiot and arguing with his wife when she was trying to get him to get out the receipt for their purchases. I don’t know if this guy is just stupid or overly paranoid or what. The poor employee that was scanning my packages was just as confused/amused as I was. He told them he’d be right with them and the guy just kept standing there like that all the while more and more people are filing in the door looking at him like he’s from outer space.

What a fucking idiot!

WTF is with people?

I don’t know about other places, but here in Wisconsin, the minute there is ONE FLAKE of snow people drive like fucking idiots and not in a way you’d think!

They don’t slow down and drive more cautiously like you should do when it snows…….NOT HERE……..these fuckers drive like they just got their free pass to drive 100 miles an hour!   Why don’t people slow the fuck down when the roads or weather gets bad?!

OH MY GOD DOES THIS PISS ME OFF!

If something (event, TV show, game, bowling league, etc.) is suppose to start at a scheduled time it should start AT THAT TIME.  After all, someone or a group of someones have taken the time to actually SET A SCHEDULE so it should be followed!
This is one of my major pet peeves!  If you have a game that is scheduled to start at 8 then it should fucking start at 8.  I don’t care if you’re waiting on 1 unimportant so and so or not.  8 is 8……8 is not 8:45!!

How fucking annoying!