If you read the about me section (if you didn’t before do it now) you could understand why my back might hurt on a day to day basis; however, today has been a fucking bitch because my back hurts so bad I can’t even wipe my cooch! Now here’s the kicker–how I put my back out this time–I wore the wrong shoes! No shit! I decided to have a stubborn streak and wear my well worn in comfy shoes and go walking around. HELLO–not smart! Worse yet is that I have learned this lesson before yet I still chose to be a fucking moron and wear comfy shoes so today I have paid the price.