What the fuck is with you stupid swerving fuckers?!  Why is it that so many drivers cannot make a turn without swerving in the opposite driection of their turn?  I am sick to death of people who swerve left when they are turning right and right when turning left like they are driving a fucking semi when in fact they’re driving a fucking cracker box pregnant roller skate (AKA Toyota Echo, Chevy Aveo, etc.)!  You should go back to driving school if you think that you need to swerve the opposite direction of the way you’re turning!

Here’s how it’s suppose to work for those of you who have forgotten:

step 1   turn on appropriate turning signal
step 2   if making a right turn stay right
step 3   if making a left turn stay left in YOUR OWN LANE
step 4   make turn coordinating with turning signal
step 5   do not swerve in the opposite direction you are turning you fucking idiots!

How hard is this?