I buy on ebay and I also sell on ebay.  Maybe I’m just anal or puckering too much on this one but it really aggravates me when you buy something and the seller doesn’t notify you when they send your item.

Ebay makes it pretty simple.  You just go to the item and click the link for mark this item shipped or simpler yet, if you use paypal to pay for shipping then it marks it automatically.

When I buy something, I want it NOW or at least within a few days and I want to know that it’s on the way.  Is that too much to ask?

Ok, I have to say that as a person from rural Wisconsin, I don’t really understand all of the racist flap that goes on in the world. Out here in the sticks, it doesn’t affect me I guess. We equally discriminate against everyone regardless of what their ethnicity is

With that being said, I have to ask why it’s ok for a black comedian to say nigger this and nigger that as part of their routine but if anyone else uses the “N” word, then it’s considered a horrible offense. I have read that blacks, excuse me–AFRICAN AMERICANS–consider saying nigger or nigga to each other a sign of respect or admiration.

I’m sorry, you can’t have it both ways people! If the “N” word is truly BAD then no one should say it or everyone should be able to. You hear this word all the time in pop songs on the radio so why again is it bad? I’m confused.

I know that this is a popular and touchy subject these days but I just have to go there.

Why is that I have press 1 for English but the fucker on the other end of the line doesn’t speak fucking ENGLISH?!

This is so wrong I don’t even know where to start!  The last thing I want after I’ve gone through over 5 minutes of recorded bullshit after pressing 1 for English is to listen to fucking Julio try to say a simple name like KELLY.  Fuck me Julio–I pressed 1 for ENGLISH–learn to speak ENGLISH or get the fuck out!

As part of my job, I send out invites to a holiday party and another person from a different office also sends out holiday invites to people in their zone.  I make the invites and mail then to zone c and she sends to zone d.  Last year, the volunteers who set up the holiday party bitched me up one side and down the other that people in zone d didn’t get invited.

This year, I found out that the person who sends to zone d is in the hospital so to make sure that people in that zone get invites (I don’t know who they are) I asked my volunteers WHO in zone d should get invites.

BOTH of the people who bitched at me last year said they don’t know who is in the other zone.

Then why the fuck did they both bitch at me last year that people didn’t get the invites when they don’t know who the people are.  Stupid fuckers!

Ok fuckers

If you can smoke those stinking cigarettes in your car and film up your car windows by doing so then WHY can you not extinguish the thing in your stinky car?? Why do you fucking smokers think that you need to chuck your cigarette butts out the car window???? Not only is this fucking rude but it’s also disgusting.

How about I start going down the road and start chucking smelly crap out the car window in front of you?

AND ANOTHER THING–why do you stinky fucking smokers think that you have to drive with your car window down a little crack all year round? If you can’t stand the smell you’re creating then quit smoking, otherwise leave your fucking window up! I shouldn’t have to follow behind you smelling your fucking cigarette stink!

Why don’t you rotten fuckers keep your butts and your stink to yourselves!

Oh fuck do I ever HATE holidays! My family is a disjointed bunch of idiots come holier than thous and my husband’s family is a bunch of self-righteous assholes. I absolutely despise having to do anything with either side of the house for a “function”. This is the one instance where I would relish in staying home alone with my critters and my computer and be just as happy about it.

From the sister in law on my side who is quite possibly the biggest bitch in the state of Wisconsin to my mother in law who is quite possibly the most self-centered person on the planet, I hate it all! I envy the people who look forward to the holidays with positive thoughts. I just look forward to them being over so I can be away from these fucking people!

This is the time of year where I want to scream over and over again STOP THE WORLD I WANT OFF!!

Having to do everything alone really sucks especially when you have a husband who is suppose to (I think) do things with you. My husband works night but he’s off for 5 days now and here I sit with him snoring away at 6:30. Normally he would be working so why the fuck does he think he needs to be snoozing away now?! Maybe I would like just a little tiny bit of attention but NOOOOOOOO. God forbid we’d do anything, even play a fucking game of cards. Instead I have to sit here listening ot him snore away and then tomorrow I have to be tortured by going to his family’s Thanksgiving and listening to his fucking mother. I’m not sure which is more annoying but I do know that I am getting sick to death of being married to a dead fish who never wants to do anything together.  It’s like pulling teeth just to get him to go grocery shopping!!!

So a “star” with a failing career breaks out in a racial tirade and it’s big news.  WHY?  Who gives a fuck what he said.  I think the whole thing was nothing but a publicity stunt because as we all know even negative attention is still attention, right?!  Look at Paris “the whore” Hilton.  Everything about her is negative yet she’s still popular.  I could give a fuck less what people say.  If they suck, they suck.  I hated this guy as Kramer–actually, I hated the whole show–so I could give a fuck what he says.  Maybe the people he offended should have taken him outside and just kicked his ass if they were so offended.

Why should these idiot antics make headline news all over the world.  STUPID!

OUCH!

My fucking ears hurt from my stupid biting glasses.  Why is it that no one can adjust glasses these days?  I’ve had these fuckers adjusted so many times I’m surprised they don’t fall apart yet they still are biting my ears!

Grrrrrrrrr

I shouldn’t bitch, really I shouldn’t but it’s what I do!

I just got a real fucking computer at work and internet finally after over 7 years of bitching!  (Thus the why I shouldn’t bitch thing because they finally did this!)  The internet I got though is dial up and I have to say that after more than 2 years of DSL service at home I sure don’t fucking miss that slow ass dial up AT ALL.

I was at work today and had 5 windows updates to do.  It took well over half an hour to do 5 little security updates.

Did I mention that dial up fucking sucks?!